Reach for the sky and you’ll fall among the stars, folks. Meanwhile, the Pokémon in Furret’s height range include Dratini and Kingdra, which, what? And what of Sentret, the Pokémon that Furret evolves from? It’s 2 feet, 7 inches. Charizard! Blastoise is even tinier, at a cozy 5-foot-3. Ross Miller via Allegra Frank/Instagramīetter comparisons of how bizarrely sized Pokémon are: Charizard is 5-foot-7. I’m a long lady, but not Furret-length long. But I’m a tall kid, and Furret makes me feel not like one. You probably haven’t actually seen me in person, or standing up, so maybe this means little to you. The Pokémon Centerįor a sense of scale, I am 5-foot-8 (and three-quarters). Why is the Furret facing her? There are so many things I don’t like about this. And if I know my horses right epona is a miniature clydesdale. If you want to own a Pokémon plush that straight-up dwarfs you in size, have at it for a cool 30,240 yen, or roughly $273. And I usually neglect to check the subreddit a post is from before clicking on it.

The Furret soon to be on sale at the Pokémon Center doesn’t weigh that much (it’s a little more than 1 pound), but it’s definitely that long. The Pokédex tells us that Furret is 5 feet, 11 inches long, and weighs (a very concerning!) 77 pounds. By “big,” I really mean “long,” as the Japanese Pokémon Center’s life-size Furret plush puts a very fine point on. Furret is one of the more basic second-generation Pokémon - but it’s also, apparently, one of the biggest.

Life size pokemon plush design